Hi Mom!

Look what we got!   Cool, hey? 
Me and some friends were just chilling with our guns off the coast of Kenya when this boat comes chugging along so we think lets see what happens if we point our guns at it.
It's ours now so we phoned around the chop shops but they're too busy at the moment so we're gonna find somewhere to park it till all the fuss is over.
Only Lenny and me can drive and we're trying to figure out how to turn this thing around.
Anyway, Mom, I'll probably be late home. Don't wait up, okay?
Hey, I can see some boats now that are coming towards us real fast and it looks like they've got guns too.
Oh #$%*, Ma, their guns are much bigger than ou...